4/8/07

SpamFolks: Funny Spam Names

Carpathian S. Crumbliest
Plummer P. Elijah
Uncanny V. Disfavor

Who are these people? They're SpamFolks. They're imaginary people whose only purpose on this planet is to occupy the "Sender" column of the spam messages in my in-box.

But I love their names. I guess there's some system for automatically generating a first name, a middle initial and a last name, by borrowing names from some database of names, along with random words from the English dictionary. I think these make great character names, and I hope to one day make some sort of a song or video using these names.

So, today, I'm going to officially start my official list of my favorite SpamFolks. Please feel free to tell me some of your favorites, too...as long as they're actually "real" (meaning you've actually received an e-mail from them).

"Real" SPAMFOLKS:

Carpathian S. Crumbliest
Plummer P. Elijah
Uncanny V. Disfavor
Pip Roman
Barnacles P. Bib
Transcontinental K. Ferreted
Convoking G. Geezer
Bossed Q. Ensembles
Vogue K. Individual
Catalyze E. Eclipsed
Biko H. Appliances
sophi sukey
Jawboned I. Inordinately
....more to be updated, each time I clear out my junk-mail folder.

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